Everyone on this list has been called at an inconvenient hour.
And has never once sounded like it. That's less a personality trait and more a decade of practice.
Roz Pemberton
Chief WardenRoz has run this outfit since 2003, back when half our clients still called asking about fallout shelters. She's the reason every drill still starts with the same three questions, no exceptions, no matter how big the client.
Marcus Feld
Drill Sergeant, The Daily DrillMarcus writes the morning briefing personally, every single day, and has for six years. He has strong, mostly correct opinions about which threat groups are currently "having a moment."
Ines Calloway
Head of Neighborhood WatchInes spends her days in the parts of the internet the rest of us try not to think about. She's extremely normal about it, which is somehow the most unsettling part.
Tobias Wren
Bunker MasterTobias runs point on every live incident. He has been called at 3 a.m. more times than he'll admit, and has never once sounded like it.
Priya Deshmukh
Chief Neighbor-KnowerPriya tracks the specific groups likely to target our clients' industries, the way you'd track which raccoon keeps getting into which trash can. She knows their habits better than they probably know them.
Sam Okonkwo
Keeper of the Phone TreeSam makes sure the actual mechanics of a drill — who gets called, in what order, on what number — still work at 4 a.m. on a Sunday. The calm everyone else gets credit for starts with Sam's spreadsheet.